(Photo from the Mother Goose story book by William Wallace Denslow, 1902.)
Whereas, the King's horses and men attest that he's literate;
Whereas, his dear wife claimed he always wanted the final say;
Whereas, his mistress swore the old dinosaur egg wrote all day;
Whereas, he is best remembered for how much he spoke and wrote;
Whereas, he was at times vociferous -- and sometimes a troll!
Whereas, there is no evidence he left any suicide note;
Wherefore, be it resolved, that's his biggest revenge of them all!
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